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the short-lived banana republic of
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Our National Anthem(s)
A SHINING EXAMPLE OF DEMOCRACY, OR WHATEVER...
"My dear fellow citizens: For forty years you have heard from my predecessors on this day different variations of the same theme: how our country flourished, how many millions of tons of steel we produced, how happy we all were, how we trusted our government, and what bright perspectives were unfolding in front of us. I assume you did not propose me for this office so that I, too, would lie to you. . . [W]e live in a contaminated moral environment. We have fallen morally ill because we became used to saying one thing and thinking another. We have learned not to believe in anything, to ignore each other, to care only about ourselves. Notions such as love, friendship, compassion, humility, or forgiveness have lost their depth and dimensions. . . The previous regime . . . reduced man to a means of production and nature to a tool of production. Thus it attacked both their very essence and their mutual relationship. It reduced gifted and autonomous people to nuts and bolts in some monstrously huge, noisy, and stinking machine."
economic migrant soon to be called a 'Founding Father'
shining city on a hill
there goes the neighborhood
pesky ganjaweed militia
can't neglect the arts
oh brave new world
pray for rain - we'll declare independence when we're surrounded by water
You boys are so silly
a visit from our Voltaire
we could be happy here you and I
if it weren't for the purple monsters
Naked Kite Man strikes again
Bring us your tired, your poor
at play in the fields of the lord
return to royal turbo bathers